G.E. is so green they used a handsaw to kill a tree.

Jack Donaghey, Liz Lemon, Tracy Jordan and the 30 Rock writers must have gotten to Al Roker’s teleprompter tonight at the Winter Roker-Rockafeller Fest. Otherwise, what the hell was Al Roker talking about? Let me get this right, its NBC’s Rockafeller Tree Lighting ceremony, and Roker says something like, “We used a handsaw to cut [...]

Sean Taylor Murdered

Devin Hester is the master of returns. But even he cant return Sean Taylor. Is that a sick joke? I cant even tell. Its a defense mechanism that takes over when my pain and anger redline. I got too many questions and no answers.
The media is gonna shape the story into a storyline. Thats their [...]

What Happened to College Football in 2007?

Lets go back to the begining of the year, USC was hemoraging talent because it had too much. You blink, and some team called South Florida is screaming they are gonna win the National Title. The Miami Hurricanes suck, Notre Dame really sucks, Michigan loses to a div1aa school. Some team from Oregone starts yelling [...]

SOUTH BEACH WHIPLASH

Ashley loves Mariska

I admire Mariska because, aside from her outer beauty, she has a beautiful soul. She has spent much time and energy as a Founder and President of a non-profit organization to aid the victims of rape. Some of her other accomplishments are: First woman ever from the Law and Order franchise to receive award nominations [...]

Who Cares About the Writer’s Strike…Nobody.

A friend recently told me that “the people” are behind the writers only getting 4 cents on DVD profits, and I asked Who are “the people”? Nobody cares. Sure if you push poll you can get answers but nobody outside of Hollywood cares. And when TV does get so bad that they do begin to [...]

Midweek Update

Burning the midnight oil till Turkey day. The one day Americans stop obsessing over Chicken and focus on Turkey. I imagine in the future, the Turkey will ultimately be replaced by the chicken. Feathered Neckbeard and current Pope of all South Beach, Jeezy has used Chicken consumption as an online presense and marketing tool to [...]

The NV Is On Fire

Captain Jeff aka the Lunkerdog may not have the best hair style, or mybe he does, but there is no taking away the fact that the Lunkerdog and his boat the NV are tearing it up when it comes to sportfishing.

AJ FEELY PUNKS DOLPHINS

Probably the lowest TV moment in NFL history was when AJ Feely was clutching his injured butt cheek while was an unmemorable Dolphins QB. But like Culpepper, and Wes Welker, AJ Feely got to rub it in the Dolphin’s face. The sore-assed QB that Miami gave up on came into the game when Donavan MCNabb [...]