20 Scariest Movies of All Time
Posted on March 31, 2008 by oranse
EW.com attempts to make a list of The 20 scariest movies. Too bad they make you visit 20 lame webpages to find out the list. Here is mine -
- #1. JAWS - Lets play a little game called swimming in the ocean at night. Wait, let me cue up the John Williams soundtrack on the boom box first.
- #2. THE RING - A videotape and a well. Oh shit, where did that puddle of water come from…
- #3. THE EXORCIST - Were you Baptized? What for? Oh thats right, your parents had you pre-exorcized just in case you were a demon from hell.
- #4. THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT - Hitchhiking, smoking weed, cutting off dicks, this film has got everything. If you find yourself too disturbed to maintain your sanity, then just repeat these four words - ITS ONLY A MOVIE until the medication works and you start to fall asleep, which leads to -
- #5 A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET - If you die in your sleep, you don’t wake up. One two, Freddy’s coming for you….
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