TWO STROKIN, TEE TOPPIN…

TOKYO GORE POLICE (trailer)

Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures

SLASH FILM thinks a million signatures will get Uwe Boll to stop directing crappy video game movies. I don’t believe it. Didn’t Boll already kick some critics ass in the ring a while back. Vote-on Neckbeards.
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SHARK ATTACK

Shark kills kid in Australia - Swim At Your Own Risk

Theyre Coming to Get You:40 Years of the Modern Zombie Movie

The first of a four-part series on the history of the modern zombie movie, covering the period from the release of Night of the Living Dead in 1968, right up to George Romero’s preparation to make the sequel Dawn of the Dead ten years later.
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Jensen Ackles set for ‘Bloody Valentine’

Jensen Ackles is in final negotiations to play a lead in Lionsgate’s “My Bloody Valentine 3-D.” In helmer Patrick Lussier’s remake of the 1981 slasher film, Ackles will play Tom, a handsome, principled man who returns to his home in Harmony, Mo., 10 years after 22 people were murdered on Valentine’s night.
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WHAT DID YOU MISS?

RUINS review - DREADCENTRAL
Fulmer Cupdate - EDSBS
HELLRAISER needs a director - BLOODY DISGUSTING
MONSTER pond Snook - FS Forums 

INSIDE (trailer) Bloody Disgusting YouTube

This looks pretty good, but those film school nerds have gotten very good at cutting great trailers for movies that really suck. Lets hope INSIDE doesn’t end up outside at a garage sale.

WHAT DID YOU MISS?

PROM NIGHT TRAILER - BLOODY DISGUSTING

Woman Gashed By Shark - SAYOR
Day of the Dead (200 Review - Horror Movie a Day
Matt Leinert - DUDE!….DUDE?…DUDE.  - The Dirty
GEORGE CLOONEY is a Miami Dolphin - DEADLINE

No “Devin Hester” rule for the NFL

 

The NFL has no interest in doing Devin Hester any favors, so there will be no “Devin Hester rule” passed any time soon according to the Chicago Tribune.

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