TOKYO GORE POLICE (trailer)

Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures

SLASH FILM thinks a million signatures will get Uwe Boll to stop directing crappy video game movies. I don’t believe it. Didn’t Boll already kick some critics ass in the ring a while back. Vote-on Neckbeards.
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INSIDE (trailer) Bloody Disgusting YouTube

This looks pretty good, but those film school nerds have gotten very good at cutting great trailers for movies that really suck. Lets hope INSIDE doesn’t end up outside at a garage sale.

OMG HORROR -The 12 Most Painful Movie Castrations Ever

  Ask any man and they’ll tell you that mutilation of the male genitalia is no laughing matter. There is no danger to the human body that men fear more than losing their member. So we thought it’d be a good idea to run a feature all about this. If nothing else, at least you’ll know [...]

20 Scariest Movies of All Time

 EW.com  attempts to make a list of The 20 scariest movies. Too bad they make you visit 20 lame webpages to find out the list. Here is mine -

 #1. JAWS - Lets play a little game called swimming in the ocean at night. Wait, let me cue up the John Williams soundtrack on the boom box [...]

REVIEW-SHUTTER (LOST IN TRANS-ASIAN)

Hollywood is running out of garbage to ripoff.  I guess if you haven’t seen the Ring, the Grudge, the Eye, Pulse, One Missed Call, Marebito, and about 11 dozen other JHorror originals and remakes then you might get into Shutter; furthermore, if you liked Lost in Translation you may like Shutter even more. <br> Its about a super cool young couple, [...]