Midweek Update

Burning the midnight oil till Turkey day. The one day Americans stop obsessing over Chicken and focus on Turkey. I imagine in the future, the Turkey will ultimately be replaced by the chicken. Feathered Neckbeard and current Pope of all South Beach, Jeezy has used Chicken consumption as an online presense and marketing tool to promote parties for affordable celebrities like DJ Fraudit and the Mashed Potato Posse.

Baby Bird is tweeting like crazy now that shes twittering. I’ll be back after we all eat too much bird and watch too much football. Piece.