20 Scariest Movies of All Time

ring.jpg EW.com  attempts to make a list of The 20 scariest movies. Too bad they make you visit 20 lame webpages to find out the list. Here is mine –

  •  #1. JAWS – Lets play a little game called swimming in the ocean at night. Wait, let me cue up the John Williams soundtrack on the boom box first.
  • #2.  THE RING – A videotape and a well. Oh shit, where did that puddle of water come from…
  • #3. THE EXORCIST – Were you Baptized?  What for? Oh thats right, your parents had you pre-exorcized just in case you were a demon from hell.
  • #4.  THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT – Hitchhiking, smoking weed, cutting off dicks, this film has got everything. If you find yourself too disturbed to maintain your sanity, then just repeat these four words – ITS ONLY A MOVIE until the medication works and you start to fall asleep, which leads to –
  • #5 A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET – If you die in your sleep, you don’t wake up. One two, Freddy’s coming for you….
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2 Responses

  1. You need to rethink this list.
    I’m sorry no disrespect.

    But the simple fact that The Ring was a worthless remake.

  2. This list is really original man!!! I mean, no other top 10 has those movies!!

    What about Alien? What about Silent Hill? What about the Thing? What about Descent? What about Silence of the Lambs?!

    COME ON MAN! JAWS ISN’T EVEN SCARY!

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