The Captain Jeff Show: Hog-Leg, Hog-Leg, Hog-Leg

How to Calculate the Greatest College Football Team Ever.

33-90635-p.jpg Here’s a system to rank the best college football teams against each other.read more | digg story

EDSBS – The Fulmer Cup

fulmercup.jpgCrazy ass Orson Swindle has a hilarious running feature on his EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY blog called The Fulmer Cup.  It compiles all the arrest reports from major college football teams and gives points to see who has the baddest motherfuckers in the college football pretending to be student athletes. Glancing over the leader board I don’t see my team The Miami Hurricanes up there. Knock on wood Coach Shannon, knock on something, anything.

Tube Snapping Jocks Bring Wigs Inside Batters Box.

Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.  So why show up with a lawyer that looks like he’s one of those Black Widow biker guys that lost all their hair to Philo Beddoe and then covered it with a 3 dollar wig.  Or does anybody else think Roger Clemens atty looks and sounds like Cowboys owner Jerry Jones (wearing a 3 dollar wig)?  I dont really care about Roids or Juice or HGH. But now these platitude spitting, arrogant jocks, are totally harshing my morning Sportcenter ‘tude  by taking this thing all the way to Uglywood DC.  I was intitally mildly insulted by the puffed up and thoroughly hollow indignancy  displayed by Clemens as he talked down to me, the constant  sports fan.I’m not even really a baseball fan, I’m a just a Marlins Fan, which means I don’t go to games. And if I watch on television, its usually late innings in a deciding game in which the Marlins have a shot to win the World Series. With that said,  I refuse to let some red-faced redneck with a furrowed brow stare me down as if I was inside the batters box.  I’m not. Roger Clemens and his Black Widow Wig wearing lawyer can’t berate me into feeling “embarrassed” or downgrade denegrade me into questioning what is and what is not an “asinine” question. I’m not an idiot. I didn’t have an Athletic Dept. helping me pass tests and  exams in college. I’ve never mistaken a broken baseball bat for a baseball and then thrown it at someone. I don’t care who took juice, hgh, cracked tubes or slathered themselves in unguents. I just don’t need to be downgraded talked down to by some red-faced hot head that made a name for himself by throwing baseballs passed people.

I’m Nominated! Vote for me.

I just got an email from Joel over at Rockytoptalk.com informing me that my Gundy Downgrades the Weather  video has been nominated for Best Youtube video for the 2007 College Football Blogger Awards.  I’m totally stoked about being nominated. Check out the rest of the nominations. Good luck to everybody. Thanks to Joel for the heads up. 

Guess who back!

USC controls the secular sports media. Their grads go to the NFL and into Studios and Networks, Agencies, Prodcos. How many Students does USC have 75,000? They crank out movie stars, sports stars, and televsion and movie people. Combine all that together we get OJ S*mpson. USC’s most famous alum, movie star, television star, Heisman winner, and Hall of Famer. Writers get ready. A small private school of only 9,000 students just inked the #1 football recruiting class in the entire country according to ESPN. Theyv’e got a Black Head Coach (rare) named Randy Shannon (google him) who just got 12 of the best 150 football players in the nation to go to a school that doesn’t even have a stadium to play in. They are renting the local NFL stadium to play home games.  The training facilities are downgraded by the media. A small private university in the middle of an international metropolis. The University of Miami. The U. Its about to happen again. This small private school with limited resources, a small but loyal fanbase, and some local athletes are gonna take on big government, and big checkbooks. They are gonna make money for  DisneyABCESPN, and its gonna get nastier than Washington. Youve seen it, now watch it again. Lotta football highlights on TV as of recent. Nothing close to this.