G.E. is so green they used a handsaw to kill a tree.

Jack Donaghey, Liz Lemon, Tracy Jordan and the 30 Rock writers must have gotten to Al Roker’s teleprompter tonight at the Winter Roker-Rockafeller Fest. Otherwise, what the hell was Al Roker talking about? Let me get this right, its NBC’s Rockafeller Tree Lighting ceremony, and Roker says something like, “We used a handsaw to cut the tree down to save energy”

I expected to see a cutaway to the editing control truck. Inside are Alec Baldwin, Tina Fey, and Tracy Morgan. High-fiving. But that never happened. Roker then bragged about 32 Million trees being cut down.

I didn’t want to waste energy by using the Tivo remote, so I got up and turned the TV off manualy with my middle finger.